Despicable, Okay, Something?, and...CELEBRATIONS!!! sorry its late

SORRY THIS WAS POSTED LATE I GOT QUITE DISTRACTED AND LOST TRACK OF TIME! AND THERE IS NO TIP TODAY!!
               My mom thought it a good idea to talk to me about joining the military. Now she of all people knows that I, no offense to anyone, hate the military with a passion. I hate war and fighting, I don't care if its for freedom or some other, supposedly good, reason, and so I don't want anything to do with the military. If I was forced to join the military, like my mom says she'll do if I don't bring up my grades D:<, I would join the air force. Now I have nothing against people who are in the military, one because it's their choice and I have nothing against that, and second because I think alot of the men in the military are quite hot. Well all I know is that I really don't like or would want to join the military.
               I am still perpetually waiting to see if I can even get the chance to go into an interview at Starbucks :(. Oh well I have little patience for some things. Anyways there is this one guy who works there who is a total hottie. His name is Evan, he's a ginger, and he is fairly muscular, and the other day we were talking and he decided to pull of a British accent out of nowhere which I thought was quite cute. I saw him today but it was only as he was just coming in to start his shift so, :(. 
               I saw a really funny movie today call "Mr. Bean", which I sure many of you have heard of maybe even seen, and I thought that it was really funny. I also watched a program today, one I have seen before but don't quite remember, was "Stone Age: Atlantis". It's a very interesting program and I think alot of people who like history or lore and other similar things should watch it. You can watch it occasionally on the National Geographic Channel. 
               Okay, now I'm just rambling because I have no idea what to write. I know that some time this summer, I will be going on a two week vacation to Norway, and during those two weeks I'm not sure if I'll be able to post my blog for a couple reasons. The first reason is that even though I'll have my phone it won't have its world wide capabilities enabled. the second reason is that I won't be allowed to bring my laptop because neither my mom or me know if we will have wifi access, and if we do I would have to use her computer and I don' really want her to know about this blog. My third reason is that I just might not have the time to post these blogs. I will be keeping a constant journal either in a     hard back paper journal, or on my phone's memo pad, so that I can relay all my awesome experiences, people I meet, everything, to you all when I get back. I think I'll be leaving on the 13th or the 14th of July so my trip isn't for a few weeks but I thought I'd let you all know.
               I would like to announce that yesterday I made my 7th blog, and that means that I have officially had this blog continually running for one week!!, which has made me quite proud because i have a tendency to give up on things very shortly into them. B-D  I'm so happy that I've acctually done this for one week, and today I had an idea. My idea would be that over the next few days, because this blog IS becoming somewhat repetitive, relay my experience as a student ambassador, from last year when I went on 19 day trip to: England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, and Northern Ireland. And yes, Ireland and Northern Ireland are two different countries, Ireland is an independent country detached from Great Britain, and Northern Ireland is part of Great Britain and is controlled under the government of Parliament. England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland, are all part of Great Britain and its Parliament. My travels took me from the North in Dublin Ireland, down to the Southern, London England. I will start these stories tomorrow, and my hope is that you get some of the Tradition, and culture out of it as I have. Until then, goodbye, Mar sin leat (Gaelic goodbye,both Ireland and Scottland), Da bo ti (Welsh Wales).  

my interesting dream and a BLEH day

Last night I had another weird dream and I realized it’s the same from last night but now I realized what happened. It takes place where I assume I’m in Japan, except this place is kind of like a Pokémon game. I am I a random store looking for something to eat and drink, and I’m looking around and I see a sign advertising Rámuné, which if I may add is an amazing soda, so I look around for the melon flavor which I find and then I grab a bag of Fritos which is the size of about 2 family sized chip bags. I head to the line and just stand there and wait and when I saw an open line I went to it a realized I cut someone which made me feel bad so I let them go and the second I did that the other line opened so I still got to buy my stuff. Now like I said this dream is kind of like Pokémon so I head to the “first” gym to go battle. This is the weird part I get to move my Pokémon through a water-Pokémon maze to defeat random Pokémon and get to the back room. I’m guessing from what it seemed that when I went into battle I was the Pokémon, which was confusing, and I could catch Pokémon I defeated but couldn’t use them till the end of the gym. This whole thing was also on a 8 minute time so I had to be fast. I finally get to the back room and I find out that I have to press three switches to drain all of the water and stop the timer. Only problem is that there are about twenty Pokémon at every switch. I go press the first switch, and some water drains trapping Pokémon in little pockets that are meant to hold them as the water disappears. So I attack the trapped Pokémon and proceed to press the second button. I go press the second button and I notice this little branch off and go to it and realize that after I press all three buttons the three buttons here need to be pressed to end time. I press the two buttons I had already pressed and went to press the third button which was guarded by much stronger Pokémon. I end up running out of time which was a real bummer. As I’m leaving the gym I run into a person back at the store and they realize that I just challenged the gym. He tells me that that was the 8^th gym so even if I did get through the maze I would beat the leader. I then told him that I can’t leave because the path to the starter town is closed and if I leave this town ill just get killed. He told me that he too, is a starter trainer and came to this city for some food and tells me to get to the first town we need to take the tram. After realizing my stupidity I join him and we head off. When we got there he offered if I would like to come to his party and help him set up so I agree. We were setting up the sushi and as we got to the end of all of it I freaked out because I thought he ran out of toppings when there were only two pieces left but he came back with the last two toppings. Now with some spare time we went for a walk so he could show me the area. As we are walking I see this odd type of ruin that has a Pokémon that I have never seen before at first I thought I was a magmortar and then I realized that it was a different Pokémon that was in a costume. Then just as it flew off… I woke upL. I was actually already awake after about half way through the dream and I was beginning to lucid dream which is where you are awake but you are inactive to the point where your body thinks it’s asleep and you can control your dream. I did almost wake myself up by shifting my head, but I didn’t.

I went into Starbucks today and I found out that all of those really stupid questions they have on their application are part of an IQ test. They said that out of all the people that have wanted to get a job there I’m one of the smarter people, because a lot of them are really dumb apparently. Now I just have to wait for “the call” for the interview and possible job acceptance. Yay!

I also watched the “1^st Wives Club” which turned out to be a really funny movie. I’m not going to explain it because I have a tendency to ruin endings, all I’m going to say is that, yes it is a chick flick which at first made me think sarcastically “great this will be such a good movie” but it actually turned out pretty funny. Another movie I got the chance to see was one I’ve wanted to see since 6^th grade “Arthur and the Invisibles”. The movie was overly predictable and corny, goody movie, but still even though it was aimed at a younger crowd it could have been better. This movie is mostly a children’s movie, but I still find it interesting, because I’m really childish and I love childish things.

            My mom was thinking of getting me a haircut cut but I just shook my head and then she got pissed and said if my hair doesn’t look good when our trip to Norway comes up she’ll just shave my head which I know is just a silly threat because a lot of people including my mom, love my hair. It just pissed me off though that she would say that. Sometime I just want to either stab my mom to death or strangle her, because she is so F***ing one minded, with no acceptance for really anything. Here’s something, she keeps telling me, “It’s ok if your gay, I would still love you.” But I still remember what she said about bi sexual people which is, that they are all about sex and that’s it. So I just insist to her that I’m straight, because I don’t want to say I’m gay because that’s not entirely true but I guess that’s ironic if I say I’m strait too. I’m too afraid to tell her that I’m bi because I don’t know what she would say.

            Ok I’m going to my sexuality. Ok, I identify myself as bisexual, I know most of you would know this if you read the whole blog or at least the summary right under the blog title. I am physically attracted to guys, not to girls though, that’s the weird part because now your thinking, “you’re not bi, BLAH BLAH BLAH” but I am. For example, a good friend of mine I have known since first grade I have had a crush on and still currently today still somewhat have a crush on her, and her name is Sarah. I have confessed my love for her then and teachers told me I’m to young to be in love, but I have something to tell them “you were wrong if I was too young then how come today I still love her?” Also another friend of mine who’s name I won’t state I kind of have a crush on her, this one is more subtle though and I didn’t really realize myself till another friend pointed it out to me and I tried to deny it as I became somewhat embarrassed. So for girls I guess I would say I am more attracted to them by their personality and not so much by their looks, but obviously I wouldn’t want them to look awful though. Now for guys it’s pretty self explanatory, I like guys who have substance and aren’t just complete idiots who are self absorbed about how hot they are, but are also hot. Basically smarts with muscle. And that explains my sexuality.

            Yes today was actually really long, longer than I expected, but I’m pretty happy about it. In general I will try to post my daily blog around 6:00 every day and for sure no earlier but definitely no later than 11:00 although that pretty late. For tips still really no idea what to write for them I just basically write this Blog/Journal up and if any tips pop into my head at the time I write up the best one and at the moment I can only think up of past tips I’ve given and I don’t really want to reuse tips till after a couple weeks of them having been given.

            My friend thought it a good idea to give me her old blog address so could get some tips from her old blog but sadly it was deleted. If anyone has tips you can give to the world I will gladly take them and put them up at the nearest possible upcoming blog.

            Friends advise for the world. Find the sunshine on a cloudy day and that smiles are more contagious than H1N1. I guess my take on that is try and find something happy even in the saddest times or places, and spread the happiness because smiles are healthier and easier to give from person to person that H1N1. I have really weird friends.

            As I stated yesterday or maybe two days ago about my friends vlog, my friend Kitty one of the people who makes the vlog suggested that every now and then post a link of one of their gay related vlogs, but you can check there vlogs on youtube also. Hey if any of you are willing please send me a message with a short story about on of your experiences and if you want, I can post it up here on my blog. 

first day of summer vacation is... boring

Literally, I did nothing exciting no adventures nothing new just slept till 10:00ish and played some overly addicting Facebook games, trying to make it look like I'm doing my online courses. Hopefully, within the next week or so, I will have an interview with Starbucks so that I can possibly get a job to take up four hours of my week days. Last night I had a really weird dream, I don't really know how to describe it because it was really confusing for me. In my dream I think I was able to either switch bodies with any creature I came across or I could become and creature I came across. And in this dream I was going about and doing a bunch of random stuff but I'm not sure what, all I know is that it was really weird.
     Today, I have no tips and some times I might not. So, I would like anyone who has any tips they might like to give you can send me a message about it and if you would like give me a story in your life were this either would or did help you and feel it could help others. And thanks for checking my blog. If you like this blog and check it often, please become a follower, thanks and sorry for the short blog, I just don't have much going on at the moment so the next while might be a little repetitive, dull, brief, etc.

I’M FREE…not really )-: Day 4

Today was an “eh” day, not much really happened. I mean yah I am free from school, but god I have stupid online courses to do. My English class was okay I had to do a presentation with my friend AJ, but it was a complete failure on my part and what was originally planned was for both of us to each do a book, but we never got to finish the other books part so we had to do one book that I knew little about T_T then after mine and a couple other groups had gone we watched “Ferris Bulers Day Off” which was fun. I then got to go home around 10:00 ish which was awesome. Not much else happened I played games and worked on BYU. I watched a couple random movies that were on TV but not much else. Oh I thought id advertise my friends Kitty and Allison’s vlog which they do on YouTube. Kitty’s account is vegheadification and Allison’s is HeyRayburn you should check out their weekly blog it’s really funny. I finally finish my application to Starbucks. YAY!! I really hope I get the job. This day was actually pretty good now that I’ve looked it over. There was only one bad thing today. My mom was being a gosh darn idiotic, stupid, sun of a gun. She’s is quite irritating almost all of the time and quite recently she has been becoming depressed again L. Otherwise today was fine kind of tired but that’s about it.

Today’s tip is that, no matter how dull, depressing, tiring, your day is or how ever irritating and angering you family is, just be happy and proud of yourself. I hate my family a lot of times considering I live with my mom and when I visit my grandparents they are stubborn and annoying, but I deal with it I don’t contradict I just leave it be and move on because things always have a way of working themselves out, even if sometime in ways you don’t like. Family sucks sometimes, and so do friends and boy/girlfriends, but remember you still have a life to live and be happy make the most out of it. Until next time Christian Lee.